If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!